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  HOME?” JACK ASKED. “YOU KNOW WHERE

  I’m from?”

  “I’m pretty sure I do.”

  “I thought I was born here in Jersey.”

  Jazen shook his head. “There’s only one place in the world where power like yours comes from. I’m taking you to the Imagine Nation. Let me guess, you’ve never heard of it.” Jack shook his head and Jazen shrugged. “I’m not surprised. It’s only the biggest secret in the world. A secret country on a secret island, hidden out at sea. It’s the most amazing place you can possibly imagine… a refuge for the extraordinary, filled with superpowered people, aliens, androids, medieval knights…”

  “Wait a minute… superpowered people?” Jack repeated. “Why me?”

  “Don’t you know?” Jazen replied.

  This book is a work of fiction. Any references to historical events, real people, or real locales are used fictitiously. Other names, characters, places, and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination, and any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

  ALADDIN

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  First Aladdin paperback edition April 2011

  Copyright © 2010 by Matt Myklusch

  Previously published as Jack Blank and the Imagine Nation

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  The Library of Congress has cataloged the hardcover edition as follows:

  Myklusch, Matt.

  Jack Blank and the Imagine Nation / Matt Myklusch.—1st Aladdin hardcover ed.

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  Summary: Twelve-year-old Jack, freed from a dismal orphanage, makes his way to the elusive and impossible Imagine Nation, where a mentor saves him from dissection and trains him to use his superpower, despite the virus he carries that makes him a threat.

  ISBN 978-1-4169-9561-6 (hc)

  [1. Superheroes—Fiction. 2. Identity—Fiction. 3. Robots—Fiction. 4. Giants—Fiction. 5. Orphans—Fiction. 6. Virus diseases—Fiction. 7. Science fiction.] I. Tide.

  PZ7.M994Jac 2010

  [Fic]-dc22

  2009023533

  ISBN 978-1-4169-9562-3 (pbk)

  ISBN 978-14169-9563-0 (eBook)

  FOR REBECCA,

  WHO SAID,

  “MAYBE YOU’RE A NOVELIST.”

  Contents

  Prologue A BOY NAMED JACK

  Chapter 1 UNREAL TALES #42

  Chapter 2 THE EMISSARY

  Chapter 3 SHADOW OF THE RÜSTOV

  Chapter 4 EMPIRE CITY

  Chapter 5 DEDICATION DAY

  Chapter 6 THE INNER CIRCLE

  Chapter 7 THE SCHOOL OF THOUGHT

  Chapter 8 POWERS

  Chapter 9 JONAS SMART: MAN OF THE FUTURE

  Chapter 10 VIRTUA’S REALITY

  Chapter 11 WREKZAW ISLE

  Chapter 12 THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY

  Chapter 13 KARATEKA KNIGHTS

  Chapter 14 THE ENEMY WITHIN

  Chapter 15 THE AWFUL TRUTH

  Chapter 16 DEADLY REUNION

  Chapter 17 SUPERFIGHT

  Chapter 18 THE LAST STAND

  Chapter 19 THE FUTURE IS NOW

  Acknowledgments

  THE ACCIDENTAL HERO

  PROLOGUE

  A Boy Named Jack

  The sign in front of St. Barnaby’s Home for the Hopeless, Abandoned, Forgotten, and Lost read CRUSHING THE SPIRIT OF CHILDHOOD SINCE 1898. Appropriately, the words were carved in stone because it wasn’t ever going to change. The faculty at St. Barnaby’s turned bright-eyed children into boring adults, and they did it quickly. Usually before the children finished kindergarten. Some of the kids managed to hold out a bit longer, but it was not a fun place to grow up. Not at any speed.

  St. Barnaby’s was planted not so firmly on a stretch of swampland near the New Jersey Turnpike. Every year like clockwork, the building sank a few feet deeper into the muck. The foundation couldn’t be fixed, but new floors and taller towers were constantly being added onto the roof to make sure the place stayed above swamp level. For an orphan growing up at St. Barnaby’s, staying above swamp level was about as much as you could hope for in life.

  From a window on what was currently the building’s top floor, a boy named Jack stared out at another icy, gray morning. It was that time of year again when Christmas was already gone, the new year was already here, and there was nothing left but winter. Any holiday spirit still lingering around the orphanage was being stuffed into cardboard boxes for storage in the basement, and the drab hallways of St. Barnaby’s seemed more bare than ever, now that their decorations were gone. With every box that disappeared down the cellar stairs, Jack wondered just how he was going to make it through another year in this place.

  It wasn’t Christmas presents that Jack was going to miss about the holiday season. St. Barnaby’s offered nothing beyond what little was donated, and bullies like Rex Staples always stole the good stuff from kids like Jack, anyway. No, what Jack would miss about the holidays was the way people acted during the month of December. The way everyone smiled more. People were nicer everywhere, even to him. It was like having friends for a couple of weeks every year. That was important because it was the only friendship that Jack ever really got to know. In every school there’s always one kid who gets picked on more than anyone else. At St. Barnaby’s that one kid was Jack. The teachers did nothing to stop this behavior. They even encouraged it, seeing it as payback for all the trouble Jack caused them on a regular basis. He wasn’t very good at doing what he was told and following the rules. Jack’s teachers often told him that was probably why his parents had abandoned him in the first place.

  Jack never knew his parents. He had been left on the steps of St. Barnaby’s twelve years ago and found in a cradle with the name “Jack” written on the handle. Nothing was known about him beyond his first name, and no one ever cared to ask too many questions either. Whenever Jack had to write his name on a test or homework assignment, he just wrote “Jack” and left the rest blank. Jack Blank. After a while the name simply stuck. Jack actually felt like he had a great deal less going for him than the other orphans at St. Barnaby’s did. None of them had any family, but Jack didn’t even have a name. He had no sense of who he was, even on the most basic level. He was a blank slate. The boy with the made-up name that didn’t mean anything.

  The other orphans at St. Barnaby’s had a few ideas about where Jack had come from. The latest theory was that Jack’s parents were sewer mutants who threw him away because he was too ugly, even for them. Jack wasn’t really ugly at all, but that didn’t stop the other children from calling him names like “Sewer Slime,” “Ugg-Boy,” and Rex’s personal favorite, “Weirdo Face.” No one ever accused Rex of being terribly creative or clever. Even so, the names didn’t have to be clever to hurt Jack’s feelings. Jack hated not knowing who he was or where he came from. He hated the stor
ies the other kids would make up about him all the time. He never once suspected that the truth was something that would make even their wildest stories seem boring and tired.

  The truth about Jack was nothing short of extraordinary. The truth was a beacon calling out to things both terrible and wonderful on the far side of the world. The truth was the reason why that icy, gray morning was the last one Jack would ever spend at St. Barnaby’s Home for the Hopeless, Abandoned, Forgotten, and Lost.

  CHAPTER

  1

  Unreal Tales #42

  “Jack Blank, I know you’re in there!”

  Mrs. Theedwheck’s shrill voice pierced the air, hitting Jack’s eardrums like a siren. She stood at the library door, holding her yardstick.

  Mrs. Theedwheck was a tall, spindly old lady with hornrimmed glasses and a wound-up knot of frizzy gray hair. As usual, her face was scrunched up like she’d smelled something funny and didn’t like it one bit. Jack could not imagine a Mr. Theedwheck existing anywhere in her past, present, or future.

  Mrs. Theedwheck never went anywhere without her trusty yardstick. Ever. It was pretty much part of her hand. With it, she was ready to strike out at any and all knuckles and backsides within a three-foot radius, whether they deserved it or not. Mrs. Theedwheck had carried a ruler for years—years!—before a fellow teacher at St. Barnaby’s finally suggested the yardstick. She tried it out once and knew right away that there was no going back. The yardstick was her weapon of choice, and she wielded it like a ninja master.

  Jack ducked farther down behind the bookcase. Mrs. Theedwheck was bluffing. No way she knew where he was. No way.

  “Don’t make me come in there, Jack,” she warned. “I want you out here by the count of three. Front and center, young man! One!”

  Jack held his breath as Mrs. Theedwheck tapped her yardstick against the open door. She was bluffing, right?

  “Two…,” Mrs. Theedwheck continued.

  Jack cringed as she stepped through the library door and reached for the lights.

  “Three,” she said flatly.

  Fluorescent lightbulbs flickered on, and Mrs. Theedwheck started searching the library. She reached out with her yardstick, banging on tables, bookshelves, and countertops. She was like a hunter flushing out her prey. Jack braced himself for the inevitable yardstick thwacking.

  Jack heard Mrs. Theedwheck tap her yardstick on different surfaces. The tapping got closer and closer until Mrs. Theedwheck slapped the yardstick down on a bookcase right next to Jack. Jack was certain he was caught, but Mrs. Theedwheck let out a frustrated “Hrrmmph!” and turned, storming out of the library, shutting the lights off behind her. She hadn’t seen him. He was safe… for now.

  “Whew!” Jack said to no one in particular as his entire body unclenched.

  Jack was hiding because it was the day of a big field trip. Ordinarily, children Jack’s age looked forward to field trips. Jack would have looked forward to them too if he’d been allowed to go. Every time he got on the school bus, however, it broke down. Or it went too fast. Or the radio would mysteriously switch stations from the news channel to rock stations, hip-hop stations, and baseball games without anybody touching the dial. The teachers didn’t know what these strange things were all about, but they knew they only seemed to happen when Jack was around. So whenever there was a class trip, Jack was sentenced to stay home doing chores until the other students got back. Mrs. Theedwheck had prepared an endless list of tasks to give Jack, but she had to find him first.

  All things considered, it wasn’t the worst thing in the world to miss a St. Barnaby’s field trip. It wasn’t like the students ever went to cool places like planetariums or museums with dinosaur bones or anything like that. As Jack hid in the library stacks, the other orphans were heading to the Mount Dismoor Maximum Security Prison. H. Ross Calhoun, the head disciplinarian at St. Barnaby’s, always planned trips like this to scare the children into behaving and to show them where they’d end up if they didn’t straighten up and fly right. Jack was glad to be missing this one. He was pretty sure that if he did go to the prison, Mrs. Theedwheck would have chores for him to do there, too. She’d volunteer him for everything from scrubbing iron bars on jail cells to helping train the guard dogs by giving them something to chase down and chew on.

  Mrs. Theedwheck was also planning to get a look at the prison’s new electric fence and bring the old one back with her. The electric fence that currently lined the perimeter of St. Barnaby’s was practically an antique that shot sparks out when it rained. All the teachers agreed it was time for an upgrade, and even a hand-me-down prison fence was an improvement on the current state of affairs. Jack suspected that if Mrs. Theedwheck got him out to Mount Dismoor, she’d put him to work carrying sections of fence out to the bus in the pouring rain. That is, unless Rex and his buddies managed to stick him in a jail cell first. Either way, it would have been a pretty bad day, so he was quite happy to be right where he was, stowed away in the St. Barnaby’s library with a stack of old comic books.

  A few years back, the comics had been left in the orphanage donations box along with some old toys and secondhand clothes. Comic books were pretty high on the list of banned items at St. Barnaby’s and were meant to be thrown out immediately. That’s what would have happened if Mrs. Theedwheck had taken care of it herself, but she hadn’t. She had told Jack to do it.

  Jack remembered that day and how excited he’d been. The comics were like no books or magazines he’d ever seen. They were old issues with faded, torn pages, but to Jack they were bright, colorful, and crackling with energy. They had superpowered heroes, laser beams, and explosions. They had action-packed words like WHACK, KAPOW, and ARRRGHHH!!! Jack couldn’t bring himself to throw them away. He just couldn’t. Instead, he hid them in the stacks on the second floor of the St. Barnaby’s library, where hardly anyone ever went.

  Almost all of the comics were missing covers, and quite a few were missing pages at the end. That didn’t bother Jack. He was a creative kid, perfectly happy to make up whatever endings suited him. Jack figured out his own ways for Captain Courage to defeat Doctor Destructo, or for Laser Girl to escape the Warrior Women of Planet 13. He drew them on notebook paper and stapled them into the comics. He came up with all kinds of wild ideas like Dimensional Doorways, Time Traps, Freeze Ray Reversers, and more.

  Jack loved the comic book world. He felt at home there. He could imagine himself standing shoulder to shoulder with heroes and believe that there was something spectacular out there in the world, that amazing things could really happen. Jack would hide out up in the library with a stack of comics and a flashlight for hours at a time, completely forgetting the grim lessons of his teachers at St. Barnaby’s. Alone in that library, Jack learned new lessons. Lessons about justice, honor, and courage, about standing up for the little guy and doing what’s right. These were the hallmarks of a hero. These comics were Jack’s true teachers, and they never told him to grow up or stop dreaming.

  Once Jack was absolutely sure that Mrs. Theedwheck was gone, he took the comics out of their hiding place. What was he going to read today? Jack had already read each comic at least a dozen times or more. It was all a matter of finding the right comic for his mood. He skimmed through the options. Chi, the supersensei ninja master, was taking on the evil Ronin assassins in the pages of ZenClan Warriors. Jack set that one aside—a definite possibility. The medieval adventures of barbarian kings were waiting for Jack in the pages of The Mighty Hovarth. Hovarth wasn’t really one of Jack’s favorites. Eventually, Jack settled on Unreal Tales #42 and the escapades of the space-faring hero called Prime. It was one of the rare comics in Jack’s collection with the cover still intact. The words ALONE AGAINST THE ROBO-ZOMBIES OF ASTEROID R! lit up the front page, right over a picture of Prime hopelessly outnumbered by an army of scrap-metal cyborg monsters. Jack settled himself into a comfortable position. He hadn’t read this one in a while.

  Jack was halfway through the comic when he thought he he
ard someone in the library. He almost got up to take a look around, but he was at his favorite part of the story. Prime was in mortal peril, surrounded by Robo-Zombies and blasted with a direct hit from a Robo-Rust ray gun. The black eye of the Robo-Zombies started appearing on Prime’s face. Every Robo-Zombie had a dark line running around their right eye, with another line running down across their right cheek. Prime was turning into a Robo-Zombie himself! Would he be able to fight off the transformation? Would he become an evil Robo-Zombie bent on world domination?

  Jack read on as Prime took a Robo-Zombie prisoner and blasted away from Asteroid R in a stolen starship. Over the next few pages, Prime pressed the zombie for a cure, but to no avail. The Robo-Zombie just laughed as a timer on its chest counted down. Jack turned the page to see a full-page picture of Prime’s ship exploding in space. Did Prime get out in time? There was no way to know. The final pages were missing, ripped out long ago.

  Jack got out his notebook paper and started thinking about how the comic should end. Really, he should have been putting it away because of the noise he had heard. Someone might have been out there, maybe even a teacher, but Jack wasn’t thinking about that. He wasn’t thinking about the fact that he never actually heard the last school bus pull away for Mount Dismoor. He wasn’t thinking about the footsteps on the library’s second floor, inching ever closer. He wasn’t thinking about any of it until he was face-to-face with Rex Staples.

  “Found him, Mrs. Theeeeedwheck!” Rex shouted back in the other direction.

  “Ha!” the old bat shouted back.

  Jack’s face fell. “Oh, great,” he groaned.

  “Whoa,” Rex said, looking at all the comic books. “You’re in trouble now, Weirdo Face.”

  “Don’t call me that,” Jack said, standing up.

  “Who’s gonna stop me?” Rex asked, shoving Jack back down to the ground.

  Rex stood over Jack and snickered. He had a pudgy face with freckles, spiky hair, and big teeth. He was the same age as Jack, but he was twice the size. At times like this, Jack really wished he had superpowers like the characters in his comics. Rex picked on him all the time. Calling him names, pushing him around, spilling coffee on his drawings… that’s right, Rex drank coffee. A twelve-year-old who drank coffee! He was a classic bully, but no matter what Rex did, somehow Jack was always the one who wound up in trouble.